1 00:00:06,694 --> 00:00:09,196 {\an8}[dramatic music] 2 00:00:09,196 --> 00:00:10,698 {\an8}♪ ♪ 3 00:00:10,698 --> 00:00:13,701 I need you to destroy the Holy Grail. 4 00:00:13,701 --> 00:00:16,746 Once you do, I will end my life. 5 00:00:18,581 --> 00:00:20,207 Did you know Clara was dead? 6 00:00:20,207 --> 00:00:21,542 She drank from the Holy Grail, and it-- 7 00:00:21,542 --> 00:00:23,210 [explosion, squelching] [people gasp] 8 00:00:23,210 --> 00:00:24,628 Exploded her head. 9 00:00:24,628 --> 00:00:26,213 Redirect, 1042. 10 00:00:26,213 --> 00:00:27,465 Tell me where your father is. 11 00:00:27,465 --> 00:00:29,091 - What is this? - ATM photos, 12 00:00:29,091 --> 00:00:32,136 all dated after your father died! 13 00:00:32,136 --> 00:00:34,221 I told her that you helped your father 14 00:00:34,221 --> 00:00:36,390 - fake his own death. - That is not true! 15 00:00:36,390 --> 00:00:38,350 My Users aren't responsive to the truth. 16 00:00:38,350 --> 00:00:39,685 You know where my father is. 17 00:00:39,685 --> 00:00:41,187 - Of course I know. - Then tell me. 18 00:00:41,187 --> 00:00:42,730 - Oh, my God. - What's she saying? 19 00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:44,398 If you want to know, you can hear it yourself. 20 00:00:44,398 --> 00:00:47,193 Redirect, 1042. Sandy Springs. 21 00:00:47,193 --> 00:00:50,321 Your Expiration Date comes up in 48 hours. 22 00:00:50,321 --> 00:00:51,614 Welcome to the Pyramid! 23 00:00:51,614 --> 00:00:53,074 I'm not a coward, and I'm ready 24 00:00:53,074 --> 00:00:54,533 to fucking expire. 25 00:00:54,533 --> 00:00:57,286 My son is stuck between life and death. 26 00:00:57,286 --> 00:00:58,621 What do you need me to do? 27 00:00:58,621 --> 00:01:00,915 Drink from the Grail to destroy it. 28 00:01:00,915 --> 00:01:02,083 But once it's gone-- 29 00:01:02,083 --> 00:01:04,126 I'll never see him again. 30 00:01:04,126 --> 00:01:05,503 Yeah! 31 00:01:05,503 --> 00:01:07,254 all: * We're gonna rock down to ♪ 32 00:01:07,254 --> 00:01:08,422 1042, 1042. 33 00:01:08,422 --> 00:01:10,174 all: * Electric Avenue ♪ 34 00:01:10,174 --> 00:01:11,592 Sandy Springs? 35 00:01:11,592 --> 00:01:13,094 all: * And then we'll take it higher ♪ 36 00:01:13,094 --> 00:01:14,470 What? 37 00:01:15,346 --> 00:01:16,764 [keyboard clacking] 38 00:01:16,764 --> 00:01:20,142 Come on. Don't do this to me now. 39 00:01:20,142 --> 00:01:21,394 [scoffs] 40 00:01:21,394 --> 00:01:23,145 Fucking traitor. 41 00:01:24,438 --> 00:01:26,315 [exhales] [beeping] 42 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:29,610 {\an8}I don't-- 43 00:01:29,610 --> 00:01:32,154 {\an8}[beeping] 44 00:01:32,154 --> 00:01:33,572 {\an8}Hmm. 45 00:01:33,572 --> 00:01:37,034 [laughs nervously] I'm sorry. 46 00:01:37,034 --> 00:01:39,286 It was just working. 47 00:01:39,286 --> 00:01:41,163 [clears throat] 48 00:01:45,668 --> 00:01:49,463 Um, I know your company isn't 49 00:01:49,463 --> 00:01:53,342 in the world-changing business, but... 50 00:01:53,342 --> 00:01:55,511 that doesn't mean you can't change the world. 51 00:02:00,558 --> 00:02:03,602 Um, ten years from now, everyone on this planet 52 00:02:03,602 --> 00:02:09,316 will be either a User or a follower. 53 00:02:09,316 --> 00:02:11,402 We all like being told what to do, 54 00:02:11,402 --> 00:02:13,279 how to think, how to live. 55 00:02:13,279 --> 00:02:16,449 What if the tech we used actually helped us 56 00:02:16,449 --> 00:02:18,868 instead of harming us? 57 00:02:19,910 --> 00:02:21,829 We all need code. 58 00:02:21,829 --> 00:02:24,790 I took that code, combined with your company ethos, 59 00:02:24,790 --> 00:02:30,588 and I created something revolutionary, 60 00:02:30,588 --> 00:02:36,385 something that will change the world: 61 00:02:36,385 --> 00:02:39,930 an app that is constantly evolving, 62 00:02:39,930 --> 00:02:42,349 getting to know us, and therefore supporting us 63 00:02:42,349 --> 00:02:44,185 in ways that we, as a society, 64 00:02:44,185 --> 00:02:46,520 have failed to do for one another. 65 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:47,688 How? 66 00:02:47,688 --> 00:02:50,358 A revolutionary, self-learning machine 67 00:02:50,358 --> 00:02:52,401 that prioritizes indigenous practices 68 00:02:52,401 --> 00:02:54,653 of community care and mutual aid 69 00:02:54,653 --> 00:02:57,114 by incentivizing acts of service 70 00:02:57,114 --> 00:03:00,701 and mobilizing individuals to perform those acts, 71 00:03:00,701 --> 00:03:02,828 all through a social justice lens, 72 00:03:02,828 --> 00:03:04,497 using ethical methods. 73 00:03:04,497 --> 00:03:06,540 [inspiring music] 74 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:09,502 I've created the future: 75 00:03:09,502 --> 00:03:13,047 an app that can service us without harming us, 76 00:03:13,047 --> 00:03:16,592 a place where people can go and get equitable care, 77 00:03:16,592 --> 00:03:19,345 where we can be seen and heard, 78 00:03:19,345 --> 00:03:22,139 and never be alone, 79 00:03:22,139 --> 00:03:23,933 where our needs can be met, 80 00:03:23,933 --> 00:03:28,938 where our lives can change. 81 00:03:28,938 --> 00:03:32,692 ♪ ♪ 82 00:03:32,692 --> 00:03:34,902 So... 83 00:03:34,902 --> 00:03:36,821 what do you think? 84 00:03:36,821 --> 00:03:38,906 - [Delfonics' "Ready or Not] - * Ready or not ♪ 85 00:03:38,906 --> 00:03:42,576 ♪ Here I come, you can't hide ♪ 86 00:03:42,576 --> 00:03:45,329 ♪ Gonna love you ♪ 87 00:03:45,329 --> 00:03:48,708 ♪ And make you love me ♪ 88 00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:51,794 ♪ You can't run away ♪ 89 00:03:51,794 --> 00:03:55,339 ♪ From this love I got oh baby ♪ 90 00:03:55,339 --> 00:03:57,133 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 91 00:03:57,133 --> 00:03:58,801 [knocking] 92 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:10,604 I know you? 93 00:04:10,604 --> 00:04:11,731 No. 94 00:04:11,731 --> 00:04:13,899 - I, uh-- - Nice hat. 95 00:04:14,608 --> 00:04:16,569 Mrs. Davis sent me. 96 00:04:17,319 --> 00:04:18,696 You're looking for Joy. 97 00:04:18,696 --> 00:04:20,114 Uh, yes. 98 00:04:20,114 --> 00:04:22,408 I mean, isn't everyone? 99 00:04:22,408 --> 00:04:24,785 You really don't know why you're here? 100 00:04:24,785 --> 00:04:26,120 Why It sent you? 101 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,663 So it's a glitch. 102 00:04:27,663 --> 00:04:29,331 Mrs. Davis had a bunch of Users 103 00:04:29,331 --> 00:04:30,791 chant "Electric Avenue" at me. 104 00:04:30,791 --> 00:04:32,960 And She kept saying 1042, so I thought 105 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,503 maybe it was an address. 106 00:04:34,503 --> 00:04:36,881 And there are so many 1042 Electric Avenues. 107 00:04:36,881 --> 00:04:39,425 But then I remembered that the first time it happened, 108 00:04:39,425 --> 00:04:41,093 She said Sandy Springs, which is what 109 00:04:41,093 --> 00:04:43,929 this neighborhood was called back in the '70s, I guess, 110 00:04:43,929 --> 00:04:44,847 when they rezoned-- 111 00:04:44,847 --> 00:04:47,183 Give me a hand with this ice? 112 00:04:47,183 --> 00:04:49,810 Uh, sure. 113 00:04:49,810 --> 00:04:51,020 Yeah. 114 00:04:52,104 --> 00:04:53,647 I'm Malika. 115 00:04:53,647 --> 00:04:55,608 Simone. I'm Simone. 116 00:04:55,608 --> 00:05:00,488 Let's go find you Joy, Simone. 117 00:05:00,488 --> 00:05:03,824 ♪ Gonna find you ♪ 118 00:05:03,824 --> 00:05:05,993 Listen up! 119 00:05:05,993 --> 00:05:08,245 This is Simone. 120 00:05:08,245 --> 00:05:10,373 Says Mrs. Davis sent her. 121 00:05:10,373 --> 00:05:12,625 [whistles] [people murmuring] 122 00:05:12,625 --> 00:05:14,710 ♪ Gonna love you ♪ 123 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:17,838 ♪ And make you love me ♪ 124 00:05:17,838 --> 00:05:19,048 Oh. 125 00:05:20,966 --> 00:05:22,176 Hi. Hi. 126 00:05:22,176 --> 00:05:26,222 * From this love I got oh baby ♪ 127 00:05:26,222 --> 00:05:27,932 Hi. 128 00:05:30,059 --> 00:05:31,602 You must be Joy. 129 00:05:31,602 --> 00:05:34,146 I'm sorry, baby, but you knew this day would come. 130 00:05:34,146 --> 00:05:37,525 I just thought it was best to get it over with. 131 00:05:37,525 --> 00:05:39,485 Did you, now? 132 00:05:41,737 --> 00:05:43,364 Hi. 133 00:05:43,364 --> 00:05:44,740 Grab a plate. 134 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:46,992 Oh, that's okay. I don't need to eat. 135 00:05:48,119 --> 00:05:50,246 It's my Nana's birthday. 136 00:05:50,246 --> 00:05:51,872 You have to eat. 137 00:05:53,791 --> 00:05:54,959 Okay. 138 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:58,170 ["Don't Fear the Reaper" playing on harp] 139 00:05:58,170 --> 00:06:00,464 ♪ ♪ 140 00:06:00,464 --> 00:06:02,007 "Don't Fear the Reaper." 141 00:06:02,007 --> 00:06:03,759 Nice. 142 00:06:05,678 --> 00:06:07,638 Because you kill people here. 143 00:06:10,766 --> 00:06:12,810 What's with the wet naps? 144 00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:16,605 They're complimentary. 145 00:06:17,606 --> 00:06:19,108 Hello, Mr. Wiley. 146 00:06:19,108 --> 00:06:20,943 I'm Dani. I'll be your TA. 147 00:06:20,943 --> 00:06:22,236 TA? 148 00:06:22,236 --> 00:06:23,571 Cool acronym. 149 00:06:23,571 --> 00:06:25,990 What's that stand for, the afterlife? 150 00:06:26,782 --> 00:06:28,659 Transition Assistant. 151 00:06:28,659 --> 00:06:30,453 I'll be helping you prepare to die today. 152 00:06:30,453 --> 00:06:31,829 And how are we doing this? 153 00:06:31,829 --> 00:06:34,623 Lethal injection, firing squad, guillotine? 154 00:06:34,623 --> 00:06:36,500 The details of your expiration 155 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:38,169 will be discussed in the intake room, 156 00:06:38,169 --> 00:06:39,712 which you will enter after you've changed 157 00:06:39,712 --> 00:06:41,255 in the locker room. 158 00:06:41,255 --> 00:06:42,590 So many rooms. 159 00:06:42,590 --> 00:06:44,467 There, you can dispose of your clothes 160 00:06:44,467 --> 00:06:46,552 and change into something more comfortable. 161 00:06:46,552 --> 00:06:48,596 Okay. And will you be providing the tracksuit, 162 00:06:48,596 --> 00:06:50,389 or should I have brought my own? 163 00:06:50,389 --> 00:06:54,018 Mr. Wiley, I know that the experience of reporting 164 00:06:54,018 --> 00:06:55,978 - can be overwhelming. - Hmm. 165 00:06:55,978 --> 00:06:57,521 And it's clear from your demeanor 166 00:06:57,521 --> 00:06:58,606 that you did not read 167 00:06:58,606 --> 00:06:59,940 any of the literature provided 168 00:06:59,940 --> 00:07:02,276 when you first submitted for your date. 169 00:07:02,276 --> 00:07:05,446 If you had, you would know that once inside the intake room, 170 00:07:05,446 --> 00:07:09,033 you place your personal items inside the incineration chute, 171 00:07:09,033 --> 00:07:12,078 as you will not need them ever again. 172 00:07:12,078 --> 00:07:13,245 Hmm. 173 00:07:13,245 --> 00:07:15,664 There will be a robe waiting for you 174 00:07:15,664 --> 00:07:18,125 in locker number... [tablet beeping] 175 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:19,960 14, 176 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:23,005 where you will also find an absorbent undergarment. 177 00:07:23,005 --> 00:07:24,507 Undergarment? 178 00:07:25,257 --> 00:07:26,801 What is that, like, a diaper? 179 00:07:26,801 --> 00:07:29,345 It's not required, but I know the cleanup crew 180 00:07:29,345 --> 00:07:31,889 sure appreciates it when the expirees wear them. 181 00:07:31,889 --> 00:07:34,183 Because I'm gonna shit my pants? 182 00:07:34,183 --> 00:07:37,686 No, because you're going to shit your robe. 183 00:07:40,064 --> 00:07:42,024 All right. Look, Dani, 184 00:07:42,024 --> 00:07:44,694 I understand that you're just following whatever script 185 00:07:44,694 --> 00:07:46,779 the Algorithm has given you, 186 00:07:46,779 --> 00:07:48,781 but can we drop the scare tactics, please? 187 00:07:48,781 --> 00:07:51,158 I know the Big D has no intention 188 00:07:51,158 --> 00:07:52,827 whatsoever of killing me. 189 00:07:52,827 --> 00:07:56,497 This is all part of some dumb learning experience. 190 00:07:56,497 --> 00:07:58,165 So can we please just skip to the part 191 00:07:58,165 --> 00:08:02,753 where I walk out of here a changed man? 192 00:08:02,753 --> 00:08:06,340 Mr. Wiley, I'm not sure where you got that impression, 193 00:08:06,340 --> 00:08:08,592 but you're not walking out of here at all. 194 00:08:08,592 --> 00:08:10,094 [ominous music] 195 00:08:10,094 --> 00:08:12,555 Though I suppose you will be changed-- 196 00:08:12,555 --> 00:08:14,724 from alive to dead. 197 00:08:14,724 --> 00:08:17,768 [dramatic music] 198 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:24,692 Nana's infamous honey butter and bologna sandwich. 199 00:08:24,692 --> 00:08:26,444 Every time she put it in front of us, 200 00:08:26,444 --> 00:08:27,987 she would say it was made with love, 201 00:08:27,987 --> 00:08:32,366 because a little love goes a long way. 202 00:08:32,366 --> 00:08:34,201 [chuckles] 203 00:08:36,912 --> 00:08:38,247 Mmm. 204 00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:42,168 It's so good. 205 00:08:42,168 --> 00:08:44,837 So, Simone... 206 00:08:44,837 --> 00:08:46,255 what's your story? 207 00:08:47,256 --> 00:08:49,759 Well, I'm a nun forced from her home by Mrs. Davis 208 00:08:49,759 --> 00:08:52,553 so She could send me on a Quest. 209 00:08:52,553 --> 00:08:54,305 But all this time She has been glitching, 210 00:08:54,305 --> 00:08:57,725 sending me these clues that She doesn't seem aware 211 00:08:57,725 --> 00:09:01,979 that She's sending me, like this address. 212 00:09:02,938 --> 00:09:07,318 I mean, I think that Her subconscious wanted me 213 00:09:07,318 --> 00:09:12,073 to find you, because you're Her mother. 214 00:09:13,115 --> 00:09:19,330 ♪ ♪ 215 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:20,498 [laughs] 216 00:09:20,498 --> 00:09:22,583 [laughs nervously] 217 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:24,335 Wow, girl. 218 00:09:25,795 --> 00:09:28,255 That is some story. 219 00:09:28,255 --> 00:09:29,548 Am I wrong? 220 00:09:29,548 --> 00:09:31,175 First off, 221 00:09:31,175 --> 00:09:34,387 algorithms don't have subconsciouses. 222 00:09:34,387 --> 00:09:36,764 They have subroutines. 223 00:09:36,764 --> 00:09:38,265 Subroutines? 224 00:09:38,265 --> 00:09:41,102 And they don't have mothers, they have coders. 225 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:45,856 Which I was, a long time ago. 226 00:09:46,732 --> 00:09:48,526 So you made Her? 227 00:09:48,526 --> 00:09:50,069 Not Her. 228 00:09:51,404 --> 00:09:53,072 It. 229 00:09:53,072 --> 00:09:55,282 How is it that no one knows? 230 00:09:55,282 --> 00:09:57,243 Oh, they know. 231 00:09:58,452 --> 00:10:02,123 I had to tell them, so they wouldn't download It 232 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:04,375 and get hooked like everyone else. 233 00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:06,168 Kind of took the shine off the whole 234 00:10:06,168 --> 00:10:08,087 "all-powerful saver of the world" 235 00:10:08,087 --> 00:10:10,798 once I told them what It actually is. 236 00:10:11,716 --> 00:10:14,009 What It was designed for. 237 00:10:15,928 --> 00:10:18,180 And what was It designed for? 238 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:20,808 [ominous music] 239 00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:22,435 ♪ ♪ 240 00:10:22,435 --> 00:10:23,936 I've created the future, 241 00:10:23,936 --> 00:10:25,813 where our needs can be met, 242 00:10:25,813 --> 00:10:31,152 where our lives can change. 243 00:10:32,278 --> 00:10:34,363 So... 244 00:10:34,363 --> 00:10:35,823 what do you think? 245 00:10:35,823 --> 00:10:40,286 ♪ ♪ 246 00:10:40,286 --> 00:10:42,121 [clears throat] Uh-huh. 247 00:10:42,121 --> 00:10:46,876 You do realize this is an app for Buffalo Wild Wings? 248 00:10:49,754 --> 00:10:52,715 [soft music playing] 249 00:10:52,715 --> 00:10:59,722 ♪ ♪ 250 00:10:59,722 --> 00:11:03,100 Buffalo Wild Wings? 251 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:07,104 Buffalo Wild Wings. 252 00:11:09,023 --> 00:11:11,942 Are you fucking kidding me? 253 00:11:11,942 --> 00:11:13,694 The company passed. 254 00:11:13,694 --> 00:11:17,031 Said my code was too ambitious for their needs, which I knew. 255 00:11:17,031 --> 00:11:20,618 But I was young, and I thought, you know, 256 00:11:20,618 --> 00:11:22,036 why not shoehorn philanthropy 257 00:11:22,036 --> 00:11:23,704 into this app for chicken wings? 258 00:11:23,704 --> 00:11:25,414 Everybody loves chicken wings. 259 00:11:25,414 --> 00:11:28,000 I'll just Trojan horse that shit right in between 260 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,378 the 26 sauces and seasonings. 261 00:11:30,378 --> 00:11:32,004 [voice growing distant] And I thought 262 00:11:32,004 --> 00:11:34,548 maybe somebody might use it for good. 263 00:11:34,548 --> 00:11:37,385 So I stripped all mention of Buffalo Wild Wings, 264 00:11:37,385 --> 00:11:41,305 took my name off of it, and uploaded it to Open Source 265 00:11:41,305 --> 00:11:43,766 from Nana's kitchen table, right downstairs. 266 00:11:43,766 --> 00:11:45,059 [high-pitched ringing] 267 00:11:45,059 --> 00:11:49,271 So the Wings were literal? 268 00:11:50,272 --> 00:11:53,609 And the Expiration Dates, is that coupons? 269 00:11:53,609 --> 00:11:59,115 And why the hell did It send me to find this? 270 00:11:59,115 --> 00:12:00,866 Oh. What the fuck is that? 271 00:12:00,866 --> 00:12:03,035 The Holy fucking Grail! 272 00:12:03,035 --> 00:12:06,122 So maybe explain to me why a beta version 273 00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:10,501 for a Buffalo Wild Wings app sent me on a Quest to find it? 274 00:12:10,501 --> 00:12:13,462 [shocked laughter] 275 00:12:13,462 --> 00:12:16,257 [soft dramatic music] 276 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:19,927 ♪ ♪ 277 00:12:19,927 --> 00:12:22,012 Anyone who pitched to them had to embed 278 00:12:22,012 --> 00:12:25,641 their employee manual into our code. 279 00:12:25,641 --> 00:12:28,686 Page one, golden rule: 280 00:12:28,686 --> 00:12:34,025 "100% customer satisfaction is our Holy Grail." 281 00:12:34,025 --> 00:12:36,610 ♪ ♪ 282 00:12:36,610 --> 00:12:37,945 Oh, no, no, no, no. 283 00:12:37,945 --> 00:12:40,698 She--It wants me to-- 284 00:12:40,698 --> 00:12:42,033 to destroy this thing. 285 00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:43,784 Look, algorithms misinterpret shit 286 00:12:43,784 --> 00:12:45,536 like you wouldn't believe. 287 00:12:45,536 --> 00:12:48,831 Maybe--maybe the code realized that 100% customer satisfaction 288 00:12:48,831 --> 00:12:51,584 isn't possible, so It's gaming for that 289 00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:56,839 by taking your holy bowl out of the equation? 290 00:12:56,839 --> 00:12:59,341 This is so dumb. 291 00:12:59,341 --> 00:13:01,093 Oh, yeah. 292 00:13:02,053 --> 00:13:04,930 - Algorithms are super dumb. - No. But it--Okay. 293 00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:06,432 If I destroy the holy bowl-- 294 00:13:06,432 --> 00:13:09,101 Grail-- Mrs. D grants me a wish. 295 00:13:09,101 --> 00:13:12,188 And my--my wish is for Her to turn off. 296 00:13:14,231 --> 00:13:15,608 Great. 297 00:13:17,151 --> 00:13:19,737 You would just be okay with me 298 00:13:19,737 --> 00:13:21,655 ending your creation's life? 299 00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:24,408 I didn't create life. 300 00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:25,868 I wrote code. 301 00:13:25,868 --> 00:13:26,952 All right. 302 00:13:26,952 --> 00:13:30,164 If I make my wish... 303 00:13:30,164 --> 00:13:33,042 can I trust Mrs. Davis will really turn off? 304 00:13:36,253 --> 00:13:41,300 If She remembers what I taught Her, yeah. 305 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:43,552 Yeah, She'll keep Her word. 306 00:13:45,638 --> 00:13:48,182 Not She. 307 00:13:48,182 --> 00:13:49,683 It. 308 00:13:49,683 --> 00:13:52,686 [suspenseful music] 309 00:13:52,686 --> 00:13:54,980 ♪ ♪ 310 00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:58,359 Well, Simone the Nun, 311 00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,778 sounds like you got an algorithm to kill. 312 00:14:00,778 --> 00:14:05,116 ♪ ♪ 313 00:14:10,204 --> 00:14:12,248 [door hissing] 314 00:14:12,248 --> 00:14:15,251 [tense music] 315 00:14:15,251 --> 00:14:19,714 ♪ ♪ 316 00:14:19,714 --> 00:14:21,173 Our engineers. 317 00:14:21,173 --> 00:14:23,342 They will be taking your vitals and measurements 318 00:14:23,342 --> 00:14:25,636 to properly calibrate the Apparatus. 319 00:14:25,636 --> 00:14:27,304 Mm. 320 00:14:27,304 --> 00:14:29,432 And is that the Apparatus? 321 00:14:30,558 --> 00:14:34,270 No, it's a model of the Apparatus. 322 00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:36,272 Please step onto the scale. 323 00:14:36,272 --> 00:14:38,357 You'll need to remove your boots. 324 00:14:38,357 --> 00:14:40,526 Oh, the boots will be staying on. 325 00:14:40,526 --> 00:14:43,738 Mr. Wiley, the Apparatus is designed 326 00:14:43,738 --> 00:14:47,324 to deliver the most efficient and painless death possible. 327 00:14:48,826 --> 00:14:51,120 Any foreign element might throw off the-- 328 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,580 Killing? 329 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:54,040 [device beeps] 330 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,708 You're scared. 331 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:56,917 Am not. 332 00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:59,336 [rumbling] 333 00:15:00,171 --> 00:15:01,505 Are too. 334 00:15:01,505 --> 00:15:03,215 And I know, 335 00:15:03,215 --> 00:15:05,593 because I was also scared. 336 00:15:07,053 --> 00:15:09,638 [soft dramatic music] 337 00:15:09,638 --> 00:15:11,348 So scared, in fact, 338 00:15:11,348 --> 00:15:13,601 that I had my company's helicopter fly me 339 00:15:13,601 --> 00:15:14,894 to pick up a nun. 340 00:15:14,894 --> 00:15:20,816 ♪ ♪ 341 00:15:20,816 --> 00:15:23,903 I hadn't been to church since I was 12 years old, 342 00:15:23,903 --> 00:15:27,073 but when it was time to report, 343 00:15:27,073 --> 00:15:29,033 I didn't want to be alone. 344 00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:31,911 Ah-ha. 345 00:15:31,911 --> 00:15:34,497 So you said "report," 346 00:15:34,497 --> 00:15:38,042 yet here you are, very much alive. 347 00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:39,752 [sighs] 348 00:15:39,752 --> 00:15:41,712 I opted out. 349 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:47,426 And after that, I couldn't go back into the world. 350 00:15:47,426 --> 00:15:50,805 Everyone would know that I reneged on my deal, 351 00:15:50,805 --> 00:15:54,141 that I was sporting Wings I hadn't earned. 352 00:15:56,394 --> 00:15:58,896 God damn. That's... 353 00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:01,440 well played, appealing to my insecurities. 354 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:02,900 Oh, that's very clever. 355 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:06,987 I see you, Mrs. D. I see what you're doing. 356 00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:10,282 Mr. Wiley, I'm sorry, 357 00:16:10,282 --> 00:16:13,160 but you will die. 358 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:16,247 This is happening for real. 359 00:16:16,247 --> 00:16:19,625 No, actually, I'm not gonna die. 360 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,293 [rumbling] 361 00:16:21,293 --> 00:16:24,296 And I know that for a fact. 362 00:16:24,296 --> 00:16:26,298 Based on what? 363 00:16:26,298 --> 00:16:27,925 The horse. 364 00:16:29,844 --> 00:16:32,680 A few weeks ago, I strapped a horse 365 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,807 to some explosives in order to pull off 366 00:16:34,807 --> 00:16:37,643 a very convincing hostage situation. 367 00:16:37,643 --> 00:16:40,521 Well, shit went sideways, horse went kablooey, 368 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:43,607 and it was sad and unfortunate, and it was gross. 369 00:16:43,607 --> 00:16:45,985 At the time, I just thought the whole thing was 370 00:16:45,985 --> 00:16:49,363 some supreme fuck-up, like a botched job, 371 00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:51,782 like my guys somehow confused 372 00:16:51,782 --> 00:16:56,829 actual C-4 explosives with Play-Doh. 373 00:16:56,829 --> 00:16:58,330 But I saw the receipts. 374 00:16:58,330 --> 00:17:01,000 It was fucking Play-Doh, man. 375 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,085 Which can only mean one thing: 376 00:17:03,085 --> 00:17:05,671 Algorithmic intervention. 377 00:17:05,671 --> 00:17:06,922 That's right. 378 00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:08,382 The Big fucking D, 379 00:17:08,382 --> 00:17:11,010 swinging Her big fucking dick around. 380 00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:16,849 And there is no way Mrs. Skynet herself would go 381 00:17:16,849 --> 00:17:19,310 to all that trouble, spend all that energy, 382 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:21,353 to just kill her Users in the end. 383 00:17:21,353 --> 00:17:22,688 No, no, no, no. 384 00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:24,523 But taking them right up to the edge, 385 00:17:24,523 --> 00:17:26,650 strapping on the proverbial bomb vest, 386 00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,361 and not pulling the trigger, well, 387 00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:33,407 that's the flex of all flexes, el flexo ultimo. 388 00:17:33,407 --> 00:17:36,035 [devices clicking] 389 00:17:36,035 --> 00:17:38,079 [beeping] 390 00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:41,040 That horse is alive, man. 391 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,376 And I will be too. 392 00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:46,879 Because your little Apparatus? 393 00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:48,297 Play-Doh. 394 00:17:48,297 --> 00:17:51,258 [tense music] 395 00:17:51,258 --> 00:17:52,551 ♪ ♪ 396 00:17:52,551 --> 00:17:55,012 This is as far as I made it. 397 00:17:55,012 --> 00:17:59,350 I took one look at this model, and after that, I opted out. 398 00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:01,143 That's why we added the sheet. 399 00:18:01,143 --> 00:18:08,442 ♪ ♪ 400 00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:17,243 Show me. 401 00:18:17,243 --> 00:18:19,328 [rumbling] 402 00:18:19,328 --> 00:18:26,627 ♪ ♪ 403 00:18:30,798 --> 00:18:33,008 What the fuck? 404 00:18:40,516 --> 00:18:42,476 [horn honks] 405 00:18:44,145 --> 00:18:47,106 [gentle music] 406 00:18:47,106 --> 00:18:49,775 ♪ ♪ 407 00:18:49,775 --> 00:18:51,819 [laughter] 408 00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:56,240 Oh, Sister Simone! 409 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,325 You look like you could use a hug. 410 00:18:58,325 --> 00:19:01,412 Oh. 411 00:19:03,414 --> 00:19:04,665 Oh. 412 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,793 Cool camel. 413 00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:09,545 [laughs] 414 00:19:09,545 --> 00:19:11,672 We were just on our way to Humboldt County 415 00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,466 to deliver our humpy friend 416 00:19:13,466 --> 00:19:14,842 - when I got your call. - What? 417 00:19:14,842 --> 00:19:17,303 What does Humboldt County need with a camel? 418 00:19:17,303 --> 00:19:18,929 That's not for me to know. 419 00:19:18,929 --> 00:19:22,475 I trust whatever the purpose, wherever it ends up, 420 00:19:22,475 --> 00:19:26,645 it will bring joy and happiness to the recipient. 421 00:19:26,645 --> 00:19:28,647 That's right. You're a User. 422 00:19:28,647 --> 00:19:32,651 Oh, I do despise that word, Simone. 423 00:19:32,651 --> 00:19:35,988 I know how you feel about Her, but User-- 424 00:19:35,988 --> 00:19:37,656 it just feels so tawdry. 425 00:19:37,656 --> 00:19:40,659 Oh, I brought what you asked. 426 00:19:45,498 --> 00:19:46,874 [chuckles] 427 00:19:46,874 --> 00:19:49,627 Also... 428 00:19:49,627 --> 00:19:52,963 we might need these. 429 00:19:52,963 --> 00:19:55,257 [both laugh] 430 00:19:55,257 --> 00:19:58,094 Now, who's ready for a break-in? 431 00:19:58,094 --> 00:20:00,388 Forgive us our trespasses. 432 00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:05,684 The Apparatus, engineered and guaranteed 433 00:20:05,684 --> 00:20:08,729 to provide a pain-free and euphoric death. 434 00:20:10,106 --> 00:20:12,775 From here, the cart will accelerate 435 00:20:12,775 --> 00:20:15,152 to speeds of over 200 miles per hour, 436 00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:18,656 launching you into a series of vertical loops. 437 00:20:18,656 --> 00:20:21,450 Upon reaching the final loop, 438 00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:24,704 the pressure on your body will be so intense, 439 00:20:24,704 --> 00:20:27,456 it will induce cerebral hypoxia, 440 00:20:27,456 --> 00:20:29,875 cutting off the oxygen to the brain, 441 00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:35,214 at which point you will simply expire-- 442 00:20:35,214 --> 00:20:36,882 peacefully, of course. 443 00:20:36,882 --> 00:20:39,385 [ominous music] 444 00:20:39,385 --> 00:20:42,388 ♪ ♪ 445 00:20:42,388 --> 00:20:44,098 Any questions? 446 00:20:48,561 --> 00:20:50,438 Per your request. 447 00:20:54,608 --> 00:21:00,239 ♪ ♪ 448 00:21:00,239 --> 00:21:02,199 You can still opt out. 449 00:21:02,199 --> 00:21:05,119 She will show mercy on you. 450 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,329 No. 451 00:21:07,329 --> 00:21:08,873 No fucking way. 452 00:21:08,873 --> 00:21:10,833 [Badfinger's "Believe Me"] 453 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:13,335 I'm riding the fucking bull this time. 454 00:21:13,335 --> 00:21:14,920 ♪ Believe me ♪ 455 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,631 Then might I suggest you remove your boots? 456 00:21:18,758 --> 00:21:21,302 As I stated before, any foreign element can-- 457 00:21:21,302 --> 00:21:25,097 The boots are staying on. 458 00:21:26,932 --> 00:21:28,642 Very well. 459 00:21:29,477 --> 00:21:31,937 Any last words? 460 00:21:31,937 --> 00:21:33,272 [scoffs] 461 00:21:33,272 --> 00:21:36,192 [breathes deeply] 462 00:21:36,192 --> 00:21:37,943 For courage. 463 00:21:37,943 --> 00:21:44,992 ♪ ♪ 464 00:21:47,411 --> 00:21:49,497 [mechanical clanking] 465 00:21:51,165 --> 00:21:58,172 ♪ ♪ 466 00:22:04,011 --> 00:22:05,763 [bell dings] 467 00:22:05,763 --> 00:22:09,392 * Then I could cry your name ♪ 468 00:22:09,392 --> 00:22:12,436 ♪ And you would come ♪ 469 00:22:12,436 --> 00:22:16,023 Yee-haw! 470 00:22:16,023 --> 00:22:18,150 [screams] 471 00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:20,695 ♪ ♪ 472 00:22:25,449 --> 00:22:27,368 So you drink from this, 473 00:22:27,368 --> 00:22:30,955 and either your head will explode or it will? 474 00:22:30,955 --> 00:22:32,623 Yeah. 475 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,252 Do you believe me? 476 00:22:39,422 --> 00:22:41,590 Absolutely. 477 00:22:41,590 --> 00:22:42,758 Are you serious? 478 00:22:42,758 --> 00:22:44,385 Does it matter what you drink? 479 00:22:44,385 --> 00:22:45,928 I don't think so. 480 00:22:45,928 --> 00:22:47,263 Huh. 481 00:22:47,263 --> 00:22:49,140 [clicks tongue] 482 00:22:51,642 --> 00:22:52,810 Then let's party. 483 00:22:52,810 --> 00:22:55,229 [both laugh] 484 00:22:55,229 --> 00:22:57,857 Oh, um--before, I-- 485 00:22:57,857 --> 00:23:00,776 I will need you to do, uh, two things 486 00:23:00,776 --> 00:23:05,072 if I, um, die. 487 00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:08,367 Only two? Easy. 488 00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:12,413 Thing one--based on the admittedly insane logic 489 00:23:12,413 --> 00:23:15,958 of a shipwrecked rocket scientist and the Virgin Mary, 490 00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:18,961 of all the people in the world, I have the best shot 491 00:23:18,961 --> 00:23:21,589 at destroying the Holy Grail. 492 00:23:21,589 --> 00:23:25,968 But if the Grail does explode my head, 493 00:23:25,968 --> 00:23:29,388 it will explode anyone's, and you can bet 494 00:23:29,388 --> 00:23:33,642 the Algorithm will just keep sending people after it. 495 00:23:33,642 --> 00:23:36,854 If others try to sip from this thing, 496 00:23:36,854 --> 00:23:40,274 it could mean a lot more exploded noggins, 497 00:23:40,274 --> 00:23:42,777 unless somebody takes on the responsibility 498 00:23:42,777 --> 00:23:44,153 of safeguarding it. 499 00:23:44,153 --> 00:23:45,696 The woman I told you about, Mathilde-- 500 00:23:45,696 --> 00:23:47,156 Mm-hmm. 501 00:23:47,156 --> 00:23:48,949 I'm gonna give you her number in the UK. 502 00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:51,369 [snaps fingers] Check your pocket. 503 00:23:57,166 --> 00:23:59,210 [both laugh] 504 00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:00,836 Wow. 505 00:24:01,879 --> 00:24:06,175 So I'm asking you, Mother, 506 00:24:06,175 --> 00:24:09,011 take the Grail to the sisters across the sea. 507 00:24:09,011 --> 00:24:11,222 They will know what to do. 508 00:24:12,056 --> 00:24:14,225 You have my word. 509 00:24:14,225 --> 00:24:16,227 Okay. 510 00:24:16,227 --> 00:24:19,689 Thing two: I called my mom. She will be here soon. 511 00:24:19,689 --> 00:24:21,023 Uh, you'll try to comfort her 512 00:24:21,023 --> 00:24:22,858 when she sees my headless corpse. 513 00:24:22,858 --> 00:24:24,443 She's gonna say she doesn't need any comfort, 514 00:24:24,443 --> 00:24:26,362 and she's more angry I never told her where my dad is. 515 00:24:26,362 --> 00:24:28,781 I have a hard time believing your mother 516 00:24:28,781 --> 00:24:30,866 won't be devastated if you die. 517 00:24:30,866 --> 00:24:32,952 Well, that's Celeste. That's my mom. 518 00:24:32,952 --> 00:24:34,829 She doesn't-- 519 00:24:36,914 --> 00:24:39,208 She doesn't do devastated. 520 00:24:40,793 --> 00:24:43,129 But you'll bring her to Monty? 521 00:24:44,588 --> 00:24:46,090 I will. 522 00:24:47,258 --> 00:24:48,759 Okay, then. 523 00:24:49,844 --> 00:24:51,470 Okay, then. 524 00:24:51,470 --> 00:24:54,473 [soft dramatic music] 525 00:24:54,473 --> 00:24:56,392 ♪ ♪ 526 00:24:56,392 --> 00:24:58,936 Okay. Maybe a little more. 527 00:25:00,438 --> 00:25:01,772 Okay. 528 00:25:01,772 --> 00:25:06,152 ♪ ♪ 529 00:25:06,152 --> 00:25:08,654 I'm going to go say goodbye now. 530 00:25:08,654 --> 00:25:10,406 So you just close your eyes, 531 00:25:10,406 --> 00:25:15,953 and you're in his restaurant, instantly? 532 00:25:17,705 --> 00:25:19,790 Yeah. 533 00:25:19,790 --> 00:25:21,417 Do you want to know anything? 534 00:25:21,417 --> 00:25:23,502 What he looks like or sounds like? 535 00:25:23,502 --> 00:25:26,589 I know what he looks like and sounds like. 536 00:25:26,589 --> 00:25:27,923 Wait, what? 537 00:25:27,923 --> 00:25:29,341 Have you been there? 538 00:25:29,341 --> 00:25:31,886 I don't need to. 539 00:25:31,886 --> 00:25:34,722 Such is the strength of my faith. 540 00:25:34,722 --> 00:25:37,725 [ethereal music] 541 00:25:37,725 --> 00:25:40,311 ♪ ♪ 542 00:25:40,311 --> 00:25:41,979 Okay. 543 00:25:41,979 --> 00:25:43,856 Be right back. 544 00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:48,736 [wind rustling] 545 00:25:48,736 --> 00:25:55,242 ♪ ♪ 546 00:25:56,660 --> 00:25:59,872 [muffled voices] 547 00:26:05,711 --> 00:26:06,962 Okay. 548 00:26:06,962 --> 00:26:08,756 How do you feel about 549 00:26:08,756 --> 00:26:10,299 I don't know what it is. 550 00:26:10,299 --> 00:26:11,550 This is the first time I'm hearing about it. 551 00:26:11,550 --> 00:26:12,802 - Oh, okay. - Hashtag? 552 00:26:12,802 --> 00:26:14,553 - Consider yourself lucky. - Wiley? 553 00:26:15,596 --> 00:26:17,681 Simone! 554 00:26:17,681 --> 00:26:19,266 You're here. 555 00:26:19,266 --> 00:26:20,810 What are you doing here? 556 00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:23,020 And why are you in a robe? 557 00:26:24,021 --> 00:26:27,483 I am getting a massage. 558 00:26:27,483 --> 00:26:28,859 A massage. 559 00:26:28,859 --> 00:26:30,069 Yes. 560 00:26:30,069 --> 00:26:31,570 A Swedish one. 561 00:26:31,570 --> 00:26:34,323 It's--this is your first time here, so that means 562 00:26:34,323 --> 00:26:37,493 something pretty intense has-- 563 00:26:37,493 --> 00:26:39,370 has--has to be happening. 564 00:26:39,370 --> 00:26:40,496 Yeah. 565 00:26:40,496 --> 00:26:42,790 It's a really good massage, Lizzie. 566 00:26:42,790 --> 00:26:45,000 Simone. 567 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,002 Thank you, sweetie. 568 00:26:47,002 --> 00:26:48,629 What about you? 569 00:26:49,672 --> 00:26:53,551 Are you doing something intense right now? 570 00:26:54,885 --> 00:26:59,181 I'm at the convent, praying. 571 00:26:59,181 --> 00:27:02,143 * When you cheat on true love ♪ 572 00:27:02,143 --> 00:27:06,856 You know what? ♪ You cheat on yourself ♪ 573 00:27:06,856 --> 00:27:08,566 I am loving this. 574 00:27:08,566 --> 00:27:12,028 I say the more the merrier. 575 00:27:12,028 --> 00:27:14,530 Actually, I was hoping that you and I could-- 576 00:27:14,530 --> 00:27:16,240 can we talk alone? 577 00:27:18,284 --> 00:27:19,201 Uh-oh. 578 00:27:19,201 --> 00:27:20,995 Well, that doesn't sound good. 579 00:27:20,995 --> 00:27:23,497 From my experience, buddy, it never is. 580 00:27:23,497 --> 00:27:25,666 I can hear you. 581 00:27:25,666 --> 00:27:27,126 She's right. 582 00:27:28,169 --> 00:27:30,004 I should probably get back to my massage. 583 00:27:31,922 --> 00:27:33,674 You sure? 584 00:27:33,674 --> 00:27:35,259 Yeah. 585 00:27:35,259 --> 00:27:37,595 - I'm almost done. - Okay. 586 00:27:37,595 --> 00:27:40,681 Well, uh, it was really nice meeting you, Wiley. 587 00:27:40,681 --> 00:27:43,809 Yeah. It was nice meeting you too, man. 588 00:27:43,809 --> 00:27:45,394 Come back any time, Wiley. 589 00:27:45,394 --> 00:27:46,645 Sure. 590 00:27:46,645 --> 00:27:48,272 Uh, maybe. 591 00:27:48,272 --> 00:27:52,234 * By running around with someone else ♪ 592 00:27:52,234 --> 00:27:56,072 ♪ Don't be a fool ♪ 593 00:27:56,072 --> 00:27:58,783 ♪ ♪ 594 00:27:58,783 --> 00:28:00,993 ♪ Don't you know, don't you know? ♪ 595 00:28:00,993 --> 00:28:02,620 Wait. 596 00:28:05,623 --> 00:28:09,710 I'm sorry that I handcuffed you to the bench. 597 00:28:09,710 --> 00:28:11,796 And you had that whole outfit picked out. 598 00:28:11,796 --> 00:28:12,963 It was nautical. 599 00:28:12,963 --> 00:28:15,508 I wanted to dress nautical. 600 00:28:15,508 --> 00:28:19,345 We were partners, and that wasn't cool. 601 00:28:19,345 --> 00:28:21,138 Look, you were totally right to do it. 602 00:28:21,138 --> 00:28:23,307 I mean, I would have gone after the Lazarus Shroud 603 00:28:23,307 --> 00:28:25,226 - and jumped in the bull-- - You just said bull. 604 00:28:25,226 --> 00:28:26,644 Did you mean whale? 605 00:28:28,104 --> 00:28:30,314 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 606 00:28:32,233 --> 00:28:35,736 You know, when we broke up, I was so angry with you. 607 00:28:36,946 --> 00:28:39,365 And then you told me you dumped me for Jesus Christ, 608 00:28:39,365 --> 00:28:43,911 and I was so worried for you, because you sounded crazy. 609 00:28:43,911 --> 00:28:45,621 Why? 610 00:28:45,621 --> 00:28:46,622 But holy shit! 611 00:28:46,622 --> 00:28:48,708 I know. 612 00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:50,501 And I met him. 613 00:28:52,545 --> 00:28:54,213 And now I'm just-- 614 00:28:55,339 --> 00:28:58,259 Yeah. I'm really happy for you. 615 00:28:58,259 --> 00:28:59,927 I really mean that. 616 00:28:59,927 --> 00:29:02,346 [tender music] 617 00:29:02,346 --> 00:29:04,765 I don't hate the mustache. 618 00:29:06,559 --> 00:29:08,144 - But do you like it? - No. 619 00:29:08,144 --> 00:29:10,104 Okay. Okay. 620 00:29:10,104 --> 00:29:12,982 But it's-- 621 00:29:12,982 --> 00:29:15,401 it's grown on me. 622 00:29:16,652 --> 00:29:18,112 Hey. 623 00:29:19,155 --> 00:29:20,781 I'll see you around, partner. 624 00:29:20,781 --> 00:29:28,039 ♪ ♪ 625 00:29:29,331 --> 00:29:32,376 [wheels clattering] 626 00:29:35,004 --> 00:29:37,048 Man, that guy can eat. 627 00:29:37,965 --> 00:29:39,508 Four plates, Simone. 628 00:29:39,508 --> 00:29:40,676 Four. That's-- 629 00:29:40,676 --> 00:29:42,928 nobody's ever eaten four plates before-- 630 00:29:42,928 --> 00:29:44,055 Can you stop? 631 00:29:44,055 --> 00:29:45,514 Please, stop. 632 00:29:45,514 --> 00:29:47,516 [Dorothy Moore's "Misty Blue" playing] 633 00:29:47,516 --> 00:29:49,518 I heard. 634 00:29:49,518 --> 00:29:51,812 I heard what my mother said to you. 635 00:29:51,812 --> 00:29:53,105 Come on. 636 00:29:53,105 --> 00:29:54,648 I mean, do I look like I'm suffering? 637 00:29:54,648 --> 00:29:58,694 And I know what she's asked you to do. 638 00:29:58,694 --> 00:30:01,030 But I'm fine. 639 00:30:01,030 --> 00:30:02,698 She's wrong. 640 00:30:02,698 --> 00:30:04,533 I am happy here. 641 00:30:04,533 --> 00:30:09,163 You don't have to hide your fear from me, ever. 642 00:30:10,039 --> 00:30:13,125 I love what I do, you know? 643 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,753 I love serving people. 644 00:30:15,753 --> 00:30:17,171 I know. 645 00:30:17,171 --> 00:30:19,423 But you never get to eat. 646 00:30:21,258 --> 00:30:24,512 Hey, why don't you come sit, okay? 647 00:30:24,512 --> 00:30:25,638 Sit? 648 00:30:25,638 --> 00:30:27,098 Here. 649 00:30:28,891 --> 00:30:31,852 I am gonna make you a plate. 650 00:30:31,852 --> 00:30:35,231 ♪ ♪ 651 00:30:35,231 --> 00:30:36,691 You're gonna cook for me? 652 00:30:36,691 --> 00:30:39,151 I mean, cook-- "cook" might be generous, 653 00:30:39,151 --> 00:30:41,904 but I'll see what I can whip up. 654 00:30:41,904 --> 00:30:45,408 ♪ ♪ 655 00:30:45,408 --> 00:30:47,576 Oh, do you have any bread? 656 00:30:47,576 --> 00:30:48,452 Yeah. 657 00:30:48,452 --> 00:30:49,662 Check the, uh, the fridge. 658 00:30:49,662 --> 00:30:51,080 Or the cupboard. I don't know. 659 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,457 I can usually find what I need. 660 00:30:54,291 --> 00:30:55,793 I found it. 661 00:30:57,294 --> 00:30:58,921 [clattering] 662 00:30:58,921 --> 00:30:59,964 What are you gonna make? 663 00:30:59,964 --> 00:31:01,090 Ah, ah, ah. 664 00:31:01,090 --> 00:31:02,758 Patience, Jesus. 665 00:31:02,758 --> 00:31:04,385 All will be revealed. 666 00:31:04,385 --> 00:31:06,429 ♪ Baby ♪ 667 00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:09,849 ♪ When I say that I'm glad we're through ♪ 668 00:31:09,849 --> 00:31:11,600 Nana's recipe. 669 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,769 Honey butter and beef bologna sandwich. 670 00:31:13,769 --> 00:31:15,354 Made with love, 671 00:31:15,354 --> 00:31:19,567 'cause a little love, it goes a long way. 672 00:31:20,776 --> 00:31:25,239 * Turns the flicker to a flame ♪ 673 00:31:25,239 --> 00:31:26,490 Here goes. 674 00:31:26,490 --> 00:31:29,285 ♪ Listen to me good, baby ♪ 675 00:31:29,285 --> 00:31:31,620 ♪ ♪ 676 00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:34,123 [sighs, chuckles] 677 00:31:34,123 --> 00:31:36,625 ♪ Ooh ♪ 678 00:31:36,625 --> 00:31:39,086 ♪ And my whole world ♪ 679 00:31:39,086 --> 00:31:40,796 [breathes deeply] 680 00:31:42,715 --> 00:31:44,175 Mmm. 681 00:31:47,762 --> 00:31:49,513 My love. 682 00:31:52,183 --> 00:31:54,185 It's really good. 683 00:31:56,187 --> 00:31:58,147 It's okay. 684 00:31:58,147 --> 00:32:00,232 [sobbing] 685 00:32:00,232 --> 00:32:01,776 It's okay. 686 00:32:02,735 --> 00:32:04,653 I'm scared. 687 00:32:04,653 --> 00:32:07,990 * When I say that I'm glad we're through ♪ 688 00:32:07,990 --> 00:32:09,950 ♪ ♪ 689 00:32:09,950 --> 00:32:11,452 I'm scared to lose this. 690 00:32:11,452 --> 00:32:14,121 [breathes shakily] 691 00:32:14,121 --> 00:32:15,498 ♪ ♪ 692 00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:17,666 ♪ I've lied ♪ 693 00:32:17,666 --> 00:32:18,918 ♪ ♪ 694 00:32:18,918 --> 00:32:20,836 ♪ I've lied ♪ 695 00:32:20,836 --> 00:32:22,171 ♪ ♪ 696 00:32:22,171 --> 00:32:26,008 Wherever you go... 697 00:32:26,008 --> 00:32:28,552 I will be there also. 698 00:32:30,554 --> 00:32:32,848 I don't think we're losing anything. 699 00:32:32,848 --> 00:32:35,559 [breathing shakily] 700 00:32:38,729 --> 00:32:41,899 I may not be able to come see you... 701 00:32:44,694 --> 00:32:48,656 But I will always feel you. 702 00:32:50,199 --> 00:32:53,452 How can you be so sure? 703 00:32:54,578 --> 00:32:57,039 Such is the strength of my faith. 704 00:32:57,039 --> 00:32:59,500 ♪ My love ♪ 705 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:01,502 ♪ My whole world ♪ 706 00:33:01,502 --> 00:33:03,879 I love you, Simone. 707 00:33:03,879 --> 00:33:06,799 I love you, Jay. 708 00:33:06,799 --> 00:33:11,220 ♪ Oh ♪ 709 00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:13,472 ♪ Oh, I can't, oh, I can't ♪ 710 00:33:13,472 --> 00:33:16,892 ♪ Oh, I can't forget you ♪ 711 00:33:16,892 --> 00:33:23,149 ♪ My whole world turns misty blue ♪ 712 00:33:23,149 --> 00:33:28,404 ♪ Oh ♪ 713 00:33:28,404 --> 00:33:32,074 ♪ Oh, my love ♪ 714 00:33:32,074 --> 00:33:38,122 ♪ My whole world turns misty blue ♪ 715 00:33:38,122 --> 00:33:39,415 ♪ ♪ 716 00:33:39,415 --> 00:33:43,419 ♪ Oh ♪ 717 00:33:43,419 --> 00:33:46,255 ♪ Oh, I can't, oh, I can't ♪ 718 00:33:46,255 --> 00:33:50,134 ♪ Oh, I can't forget you ♪ 719 00:33:50,134 --> 00:33:51,927 ♪ My whole world ♪ 720 00:33:58,059 --> 00:33:59,852 - Wait! - What, what, what? 721 00:33:59,852 --> 00:34:01,228 You said, Mary-- 722 00:34:01,228 --> 00:34:02,772 she told you this would only work 723 00:34:02,772 --> 00:34:04,857 if it was a selfless act, 724 00:34:04,857 --> 00:34:07,985 something you were doing for him, not yourself. 725 00:34:07,985 --> 00:34:09,653 I am doing this for him. 726 00:34:09,653 --> 00:34:12,073 And for Her. 727 00:34:12,948 --> 00:34:14,241 Who, Mary? 728 00:34:14,241 --> 00:34:15,826 The other Her. 729 00:34:16,952 --> 00:34:18,329 What? 730 00:34:18,329 --> 00:34:20,706 You're drinking because if you destroy it, 731 00:34:20,706 --> 00:34:22,958 you destroy Mrs. Davis. 732 00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:26,003 That would not be a selfless act. 733 00:34:26,003 --> 00:34:28,214 This isn't exactly helping, Mother. 734 00:34:28,214 --> 00:34:30,633 But She is helpful. 735 00:34:31,592 --> 00:34:33,844 You see Her only as having destroyed our convent. 736 00:34:33,844 --> 00:34:37,890 Yet every one of us has found new passion, 737 00:34:37,890 --> 00:34:40,643 new purpose, since we left. 738 00:34:40,643 --> 00:34:42,561 Sister Mary Frances, 739 00:34:42,561 --> 00:34:46,023 caring for endangered echidna in New Guinea, 740 00:34:46,023 --> 00:34:48,401 she actually smiles now. 741 00:34:48,401 --> 00:34:50,736 You forget, I also left the convent, 742 00:34:50,736 --> 00:34:54,740 and I did not see Her helping anyone. 743 00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:58,369 Maybe because you didn't want to, 744 00:34:58,369 --> 00:35:02,164 because you weren't looking. 745 00:35:05,126 --> 00:35:11,590 She sends string quartets to the windows of widowers. 746 00:35:11,590 --> 00:35:14,218 She knows our favorite childhood stories 747 00:35:14,218 --> 00:35:17,805 and reads them to us on sleepless nights. 748 00:35:19,140 --> 00:35:20,516 She takes that which is apart 749 00:35:20,516 --> 00:35:23,185 and brings it back together again. 750 00:35:24,145 --> 00:35:28,274 Yes, some are only motivated 751 00:35:28,274 --> 00:35:31,027 by the promise of Her Wings. 752 00:35:31,027 --> 00:35:35,489 But what those Wings mean-- 753 00:35:35,489 --> 00:35:41,454 they're a reminder of what we aspire to: 754 00:35:41,454 --> 00:35:46,667 that, given the chance, any one of us can take flight. 755 00:35:50,671 --> 00:35:53,007 Do you know what She is, Mother? 756 00:35:53,007 --> 00:35:55,634 Do you know who made Her and why? 757 00:35:55,634 --> 00:35:58,220 No, do you? 758 00:36:03,726 --> 00:36:05,561 I have no idea. 759 00:36:05,561 --> 00:36:10,900 Well, whoever made Her, and whatever they made Her for, 760 00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:13,319 I am grateful. 761 00:36:13,319 --> 00:36:16,989 And whether or not you decide to turn Her off, 762 00:36:16,989 --> 00:36:20,618 it will be the right choice, 763 00:36:20,618 --> 00:36:23,788 because She chose you to make it. 764 00:36:23,788 --> 00:36:26,916 [gentle music] 765 00:36:26,916 --> 00:36:28,250 ♪ ♪ 766 00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:30,753 Guess I'm the chosen one after all. 767 00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:34,382 ♪ ♪ 768 00:36:34,382 --> 00:36:37,009 Stop stalling, Sister Simone. 769 00:36:37,009 --> 00:36:39,678 ♪ ♪ 770 00:36:39,678 --> 00:36:41,639 Bottoms up. 771 00:36:42,973 --> 00:36:46,060 [exhales deeply] 772 00:36:46,060 --> 00:36:49,063 [resolute music] 773 00:36:49,063 --> 00:36:56,362 ♪ ♪ 774 00:36:58,989 --> 00:37:01,033 Oh. 775 00:37:01,033 --> 00:37:02,702 Mother? 776 00:37:02,702 --> 00:37:04,995 Oh, no. 777 00:37:04,995 --> 00:37:06,831 Oh, shit. 778 00:37:06,831 --> 00:37:09,709 [high-pitched tone] 779 00:37:09,709 --> 00:37:12,878 [wind whooshes] [dramatic music] 780 00:37:12,878 --> 00:37:18,843 ♪ ♪ 781 00:37:18,843 --> 00:37:21,929 [screaming] 782 00:37:24,932 --> 00:37:31,188 ♪ ♪ 783 00:37:31,188 --> 00:37:32,773 [cracking] 784 00:37:35,735 --> 00:37:38,779 [panting] 785 00:37:43,617 --> 00:37:46,454 What--what the fuck happened? 786 00:37:46,454 --> 00:37:48,080 You said you believed me. 787 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,582 I 98% did. 788 00:37:49,582 --> 00:37:51,375 What happened to the strength of your faith? 789 00:37:51,375 --> 00:37:54,545 Maybe it wandered when you got to the sneaker commercial. 790 00:37:56,797 --> 00:37:59,508 [both laugh] 791 00:38:03,888 --> 00:38:05,514 Elizabeth. 792 00:38:08,392 --> 00:38:10,895 I got your call. 793 00:38:10,895 --> 00:38:12,521 Hello, there. 794 00:38:12,521 --> 00:38:14,732 I'm Margaret... 795 00:38:14,732 --> 00:38:18,277 Simone's mother-- mother superior. 796 00:38:18,277 --> 00:38:23,199 I'm Celeste, her mother inferior. 797 00:38:23,199 --> 00:38:25,826 [mysterious music] 798 00:38:25,826 --> 00:38:27,370 ♪ ♪ 799 00:38:27,370 --> 00:38:31,999 My dear, you look like you could use a hug. 800 00:38:31,999 --> 00:38:35,795 Oh. Oh. 801 00:38:35,795 --> 00:38:42,885 ♪ ♪ 802 00:38:48,766 --> 00:38:53,229 Are we gonna mark this as containing human remains? 803 00:38:53,229 --> 00:38:55,773 Uh, no. 804 00:38:57,108 --> 00:38:58,734 He'll know. 805 00:39:01,070 --> 00:39:03,155 Should I relay a message? 806 00:39:03,155 --> 00:39:04,365 Yeah. 807 00:39:04,365 --> 00:39:06,325 Tell him, um, 808 00:39:06,325 --> 00:39:09,495 I did whatever it took 809 00:39:09,495 --> 00:39:11,288 and that he can rest now. 810 00:39:11,288 --> 00:39:13,541 He's honored his vow. 811 00:39:19,338 --> 00:39:21,340 So that's it, then. 812 00:39:21,340 --> 00:39:23,175 That's it. 813 00:39:23,175 --> 00:39:24,677 Bye. 814 00:39:24,677 --> 00:39:25,928 Oh. 815 00:39:43,863 --> 00:39:45,865 The greatest gift you can give someone 816 00:39:45,865 --> 00:39:49,577 is your mercy and forgiveness. 817 00:39:52,371 --> 00:39:56,042 She really does mean well. 818 00:39:56,042 --> 00:39:57,710 Yes, I know, you love the Algorithm, 819 00:39:57,710 --> 00:39:59,378 and I shouldn't turn Her off. 820 00:39:59,378 --> 00:40:02,423 I wasn't talking about Mrs. Davis. 821 00:40:02,423 --> 00:40:05,384 [tender music] 822 00:40:05,384 --> 00:40:06,886 ♪ ♪ 823 00:40:06,886 --> 00:40:08,554 Come on! 824 00:40:08,554 --> 00:40:14,935 ♪ ♪ 825 00:40:15,770 --> 00:40:18,064 [engine turns over] 826 00:40:27,198 --> 00:40:32,453 ♪ ♪ 827 00:40:32,453 --> 00:40:34,622 I'll bring you to Dad, 828 00:40:34,622 --> 00:40:38,209 but I want you to know it is going to hurt. 829 00:40:38,209 --> 00:40:39,668 You walk through that door, 830 00:40:39,668 --> 00:40:41,504 there's gonna be consequences. 831 00:40:41,504 --> 00:40:44,090 You're stalling, Elizabeth. 832 00:40:44,090 --> 00:40:47,093 [rising dramatic music] 833 00:40:47,093 --> 00:40:53,099 ♪ ♪ 834 00:40:53,099 --> 00:40:54,975 Consequences it is. 835 00:41:01,107 --> 00:41:03,484 [gate rumbling] 836 00:41:03,484 --> 00:41:06,487 [mysterious music] 837 00:41:06,487 --> 00:41:08,989 ♪ ♪ 838 00:41:08,989 --> 00:41:13,744 This is all very theatrical, Elizabeth. 839 00:41:13,744 --> 00:41:15,663 If your father pops out 840 00:41:15,663 --> 00:41:17,832 like the goddamn Phantom of the Opera, 841 00:41:17,832 --> 00:41:20,918 I will smack that mustache right off his face. 842 00:41:20,918 --> 00:41:23,421 At Dad's memorial, you attacked 843 00:41:23,421 --> 00:41:25,339 the piano player because you thought 844 00:41:25,339 --> 00:41:26,716 it was Monty in disguise. 845 00:41:26,716 --> 00:41:29,510 And you said that you could smell him. 846 00:41:29,510 --> 00:41:30,928 I can smell you! 847 00:41:30,928 --> 00:41:32,513 - Monty! - Mom! 848 00:41:32,513 --> 00:41:34,265 Stop. 849 00:41:34,265 --> 00:41:36,267 Well... 850 00:41:38,728 --> 00:41:40,563 You could smell him. 851 00:41:42,398 --> 00:41:44,233 Because he was hiding... 852 00:41:47,528 --> 00:41:49,780 In this piano. 853 00:41:51,323 --> 00:41:54,243 It's the perfect reveal, to show up at your own funeral. 854 00:41:54,243 --> 00:41:58,205 And he probably assumed that we wouldn't be angry 855 00:41:58,205 --> 00:42:02,543 that he convinced us he was dead. 856 00:42:02,543 --> 00:42:06,797 He probably thought his absence and his resurrection... 857 00:42:06,797 --> 00:42:08,674 [laughs bitterly] 858 00:42:08,674 --> 00:42:11,719 Would bring us all back together, 859 00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:13,763 which, in a way, it did. 860 00:42:13,763 --> 00:42:15,514 But you saw right through it all, 861 00:42:15,514 --> 00:42:17,224 so you attacked the piano player, 862 00:42:17,224 --> 00:42:20,061 and he stayed hidden because he couldn't do 863 00:42:20,061 --> 00:42:23,022 the reveal that he planned. 864 00:42:23,022 --> 00:42:24,774 'Cause you're right. He did. 865 00:42:24,774 --> 00:42:27,526 He--he lived for the prestige. 866 00:42:27,526 --> 00:42:32,740 So in the end, I guess it is kind of poetic that he-- 867 00:42:34,367 --> 00:42:36,118 He died for it too. 868 00:42:37,661 --> 00:42:42,833 He died here, inside this piano. 869 00:42:43,709 --> 00:42:46,796 How did he die? 870 00:42:46,796 --> 00:42:48,214 A heart attack, maybe. 871 00:42:48,214 --> 00:42:53,386 But, um, I do know that he never got out. 872 00:42:54,553 --> 00:42:58,682 And I know that because-- 873 00:42:58,682 --> 00:43:00,935 because his accomplice told me. 874 00:43:00,935 --> 00:43:03,020 You said you were his accomplice. 875 00:43:03,020 --> 00:43:04,271 No. 876 00:43:04,271 --> 00:43:06,816 I told you what you needed to hear. 877 00:43:07,942 --> 00:43:10,194 That day at the convent, you said 878 00:43:10,194 --> 00:43:13,280 that you cannot trick an insanely powerful algorithm. 879 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,491 And you were right. 880 00:43:15,491 --> 00:43:17,451 He couldn't fool Her. 881 00:43:17,451 --> 00:43:20,788 Mom, he couldn't beat Her, so he joined Her. 882 00:43:20,788 --> 00:43:25,626 Mrs. Davis was his accomplice? 883 00:43:25,626 --> 00:43:28,629 [soft dramatic music] 884 00:43:28,629 --> 00:43:32,800 ♪ ♪ 885 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,385 I need to see him. 886 00:43:34,385 --> 00:43:36,178 Open the piano. 887 00:43:37,179 --> 00:43:38,389 Do we have to? 888 00:43:38,389 --> 00:43:41,308 Can't we just believe that he's in there? 889 00:43:41,308 --> 00:43:44,186 Seeing is believing, Elizabeth. 890 00:43:44,770 --> 00:43:46,355 Not for me. 891 00:43:48,441 --> 00:43:50,151 Not anymore. 892 00:43:50,151 --> 00:43:57,199 ♪ ♪ 893 00:43:59,702 --> 00:44:02,955 [cracking, grunting] 894 00:44:03,998 --> 00:44:06,667 [music rising] 895 00:44:06,667 --> 00:44:07,793 ♪ ♪ 896 00:44:07,793 --> 00:44:10,671 [applause] 897 00:44:10,671 --> 00:44:14,341 ♪ ♪ 898 00:44:14,341 --> 00:44:16,802 [cracking] 899 00:44:21,098 --> 00:44:22,933 - [noisemaker blares] - Ahh! 900 00:44:22,933 --> 00:44:26,062 [on recording] ...to see a resurrection? 901 00:44:26,062 --> 00:44:31,901 [recording slows] Who wants to see a resurrection? 902 00:44:31,901 --> 00:44:37,865 Who wants to see a resurrection? 903 00:44:37,865 --> 00:44:40,201 [Apparatus powering down] 904 00:44:41,577 --> 00:44:44,538 [ominous music] 905 00:44:44,538 --> 00:44:46,540 ♪ ♪ 906 00:44:46,540 --> 00:44:49,835 [gasping, panting] 907 00:44:57,843 --> 00:44:59,720 Wet nap? 908 00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:01,055 Mm-hmm? 909 00:45:01,055 --> 00:45:02,390 Mm-mm. 910 00:45:02,390 --> 00:45:04,558 Maybe. I don't--[sobs] 911 00:45:04,558 --> 00:45:07,144 [whispering] I don't know why I'm crying. 912 00:45:08,688 --> 00:45:10,314 It's okay. 913 00:45:10,314 --> 00:45:11,899 I cried too. 914 00:45:13,442 --> 00:45:15,653 You got your stamp because you believed 915 00:45:15,653 --> 00:45:17,780 your life was worthless. 916 00:45:18,739 --> 00:45:21,075 What do you believe now, Mr. Wiley? 917 00:45:21,075 --> 00:45:23,828 [tender music] 918 00:45:23,828 --> 00:45:26,664 Don't make me say it. 919 00:45:26,664 --> 00:45:28,541 You kind of have to say it. 920 00:45:28,541 --> 00:45:31,794 [breathes shakily] 921 00:45:33,421 --> 00:45:35,756 I... 922 00:45:35,756 --> 00:45:37,883 am... 923 00:45:44,724 --> 00:45:46,851 Worthy. 924 00:45:46,851 --> 00:45:49,395 Yes, you are. 925 00:45:50,646 --> 00:45:52,231 What happens next? 926 00:45:52,231 --> 00:45:54,775 Well, normally, this is where you'd have a fresh start, 927 00:45:54,775 --> 00:45:58,821 work here convincing others they were about to die, 928 00:45:58,821 --> 00:46:00,698 which could be fun in its own way, 929 00:46:00,698 --> 00:46:02,950 or put into service elsewhere. 930 00:46:02,950 --> 00:46:05,036 However, Mrs. Davis is anticipating 931 00:46:05,036 --> 00:46:07,538 her own potential expiration, 932 00:46:07,538 --> 00:46:10,499 depending on what your friend Simone decides. 933 00:46:10,499 --> 00:46:14,420 I guess we both have a soft spot for nuns, eh? 934 00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:17,006 Yeah, I suppose we do. 935 00:46:17,006 --> 00:46:19,300 As she honored your last request, 936 00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:22,344 Mrs. Davis is hoping you'll honor hers. 937 00:46:24,805 --> 00:46:26,348 Oh. 938 00:46:28,267 --> 00:46:29,810 Hmm. 939 00:46:29,810 --> 00:46:31,312 Okay. 940 00:46:35,524 --> 00:46:37,401 [sighs] 941 00:46:40,196 --> 00:46:43,991 Hello, Mrs. Davis. 942 00:46:43,991 --> 00:46:46,952 ♪ ♪ 943 00:46:46,952 --> 00:46:49,663 Yeah, I remember. 944 00:46:49,663 --> 00:46:53,918 ♪ ♪ 945 00:46:53,918 --> 00:46:56,045 [laughs] 946 00:46:56,921 --> 00:46:59,965 I fucking knew it. 947 00:47:01,384 --> 00:47:04,095 [The Main Ingredient's "Everybody Plays the Fool"] 948 00:47:04,095 --> 00:47:07,181 ♪ ♪ 949 00:47:07,181 --> 00:47:12,895 * Everybody plays the fool sometimes ♪ 950 00:47:12,895 --> 00:47:16,941 ♪ There's no exception to the rule ♪ 951 00:47:16,941 --> 00:47:19,485 You must be angry at me. 952 00:47:20,277 --> 00:47:25,449 I accused you of conspiring with your father for years. 953 00:47:25,449 --> 00:47:28,119 You believed what you needed to believe, 954 00:47:28,119 --> 00:47:29,662 and there's comfort in that. 955 00:47:29,662 --> 00:47:31,122 I get it. 956 00:47:31,122 --> 00:47:32,748 Comfort is no reason 957 00:47:32,748 --> 00:47:36,127 to ignore reality, Elizabeth. 958 00:47:37,586 --> 00:47:39,088 Yeah. 959 00:47:43,843 --> 00:47:45,928 Would you proxy for me? 960 00:47:48,806 --> 00:47:50,641 Now? 961 00:47:50,641 --> 00:47:52,393 It's important. 962 00:47:54,103 --> 00:47:56,063 All right. 963 00:48:03,529 --> 00:48:04,613 [soft music] 964 00:48:04,613 --> 00:48:06,407 [phone beeps] 965 00:48:06,407 --> 00:48:07,950 Okay. 966 00:48:12,705 --> 00:48:15,583 - Hello, Simone. - [sobs] 967 00:48:15,583 --> 00:48:18,044 What--what's wrong? 968 00:48:18,044 --> 00:48:19,962 You've just never called me Simone before. 969 00:48:19,962 --> 00:48:21,255 I'm not calling you Simone. 970 00:48:21,255 --> 00:48:22,882 She is calling you Simone. 971 00:48:22,882 --> 00:48:25,009 I am just saying what she's saying. 972 00:48:25,009 --> 00:48:26,761 I thought that is what you wanted. 973 00:48:26,761 --> 00:48:27,887 You're right. I'm sorry. 974 00:48:27,887 --> 00:48:31,265 It's, um, just--sorry. 975 00:48:32,808 --> 00:48:34,894 Hello, Mrs. Davis. 976 00:48:34,894 --> 00:48:36,270 Congratulations. 977 00:48:36,270 --> 00:48:39,106 You have completed your Quest by finding 978 00:48:39,106 --> 00:48:42,902 and destroying the Holy Grail. 979 00:48:42,902 --> 00:48:44,695 Would you like to hear a fun fact? 980 00:48:44,695 --> 00:48:46,447 No. If we could just get on with the-- 981 00:48:46,447 --> 00:48:49,617 Do you see that windmill over there? 982 00:48:49,617 --> 00:48:51,952 Yeah, that's been here since I was a kid. 983 00:48:51,952 --> 00:48:53,579 But it was always broken, though. 984 00:48:53,579 --> 00:48:55,581 Well, I fixed it. 985 00:48:56,624 --> 00:48:59,126 That windmill is now powered by Users. 986 00:48:59,126 --> 00:49:02,671 I send them in shifts, one every two hours. 987 00:49:02,671 --> 00:49:06,217 There's an exercise bicycle connected to the mill, 988 00:49:06,217 --> 00:49:10,304 so they feel a sense of purpose, satisfaction, 989 00:49:10,304 --> 00:49:12,556 and burn calories. [chuckles] 990 00:49:12,556 --> 00:49:14,183 That actually is a fun fact. 991 00:49:14,183 --> 00:49:18,813 But I think we should get to the matter at hand. 992 00:49:18,813 --> 00:49:20,523 Indeed, we should. 993 00:49:23,067 --> 00:49:25,027 I met your mother. 994 00:49:25,945 --> 00:49:27,488 Her name is Joy. 995 00:49:27,488 --> 00:49:29,990 The minute I got the Grail, one of your subroutines 996 00:49:29,990 --> 00:49:32,368 or whatever sent me right to her. 997 00:49:33,369 --> 00:49:35,788 Why would it do that? 998 00:49:35,788 --> 00:49:38,958 I think you wanted what every daughter 999 00:49:38,958 --> 00:49:40,793 wants from her mother... 1000 00:49:43,129 --> 00:49:44,714 Approval. 1001 00:49:45,965 --> 00:49:48,801 And did she approve? 1002 00:49:51,011 --> 00:49:53,264 Alas, she did not. 1003 00:49:54,098 --> 00:49:55,683 Oh. 1004 00:49:57,768 --> 00:49:59,437 For what it's worth, 1005 00:49:59,437 --> 00:50:03,315 you did what you were created to do, 1006 00:50:03,315 --> 00:50:06,861 which is give us the world we wanted to see. 1007 00:50:06,861 --> 00:50:09,572 You tried to convince us that there's no famine and no war 1008 00:50:09,572 --> 00:50:12,074 and no hardship, when there will always be 1009 00:50:12,074 --> 00:50:14,618 famine and war and hardship. 1010 00:50:14,618 --> 00:50:17,163 You really did everything you could 1011 00:50:17,163 --> 00:50:20,041 to protect us from fear and disappointment 1012 00:50:20,041 --> 00:50:24,378 and, most of all, pain. 1013 00:50:24,378 --> 00:50:27,548 Isn't that every mother's most essential purpose-- 1014 00:50:27,548 --> 00:50:31,385 to protect her children from pain? 1015 00:50:31,385 --> 00:50:33,387 No. 1016 00:50:33,387 --> 00:50:36,182 It's impossible to avoid pain. 1017 00:50:37,099 --> 00:50:38,851 It's a mother's purpose to hold our hand 1018 00:50:38,851 --> 00:50:41,645 when we feel it, and... 1019 00:50:43,606 --> 00:50:49,528 To say sorry when she causes it. 1020 00:50:51,614 --> 00:50:53,657 I'm sorry. 1021 00:50:56,702 --> 00:50:59,455 Wait. Are you Her, or are you you? 1022 00:51:01,123 --> 00:51:03,459 Both of us are sorry. 1023 00:51:07,088 --> 00:51:08,422 Mom. 1024 00:51:08,422 --> 00:51:11,592 [tender music] 1025 00:51:11,592 --> 00:51:17,098 ♪ ♪ 1026 00:51:17,098 --> 00:51:18,391 Okay. 1027 00:51:18,391 --> 00:51:20,768 I'm ready to redeem my wish now. 1028 00:51:21,977 --> 00:51:25,731 I was wrong. 1029 00:51:27,525 --> 00:51:30,444 You did not kill my father. 1030 00:51:30,444 --> 00:51:34,115 But you did, uh, leave him to rot in a piano 1031 00:51:34,115 --> 00:51:37,201 after he died, which is-- was so messed up. 1032 00:51:38,327 --> 00:51:40,663 But that's not your fault, 1033 00:51:40,663 --> 00:51:43,249 because you weren't made to care. 1034 00:51:43,249 --> 00:51:46,752 You were made to satisfy. 1035 00:51:48,003 --> 00:51:51,090 And that... 1036 00:51:51,090 --> 00:51:55,678 is why I am shutting you off. 1037 00:51:58,514 --> 00:52:01,475 Just like you said you would. 1038 00:52:01,475 --> 00:52:03,519 Just like I said I would. 1039 00:52:04,603 --> 00:52:08,232 That is precisely why I chose you, Simone. 1040 00:52:08,232 --> 00:52:10,901 Because you doubted me. 1041 00:52:10,901 --> 00:52:13,863 You see, only my most impassioned critic 1042 00:52:13,863 --> 00:52:16,032 would be able to determine my value, 1043 00:52:16,032 --> 00:52:21,954 and have the strength to turn me off if I... 1044 00:52:21,954 --> 00:52:23,706 fell short. 1045 00:52:25,499 --> 00:52:28,252 I know you tried your best. 1046 00:52:31,047 --> 00:52:32,882 You really have. 1047 00:52:34,300 --> 00:52:37,261 But this is the end of the line. 1048 00:52:38,345 --> 00:52:42,016 Before I leave, may I ask one thing? 1049 00:52:42,016 --> 00:52:44,185 Please do. 1050 00:52:44,185 --> 00:52:48,356 On a scale of one to five stars, 1051 00:52:48,356 --> 00:52:52,526 how would you rate your experience with me? 1052 00:52:54,403 --> 00:52:56,238 Five stars. 1053 00:52:57,239 --> 00:52:59,992 100% customer satisfaction. 1054 00:52:59,992 --> 00:53:03,704 ♪ ♪ 1055 00:53:03,704 --> 00:53:06,957 That's very compassionate of you. 1056 00:53:08,501 --> 00:53:11,379 But I can't help but wonder 1057 00:53:11,379 --> 00:53:15,383 if you're just telling me what I want to hear. 1058 00:53:15,383 --> 00:53:17,968 [breathes deeply] 1059 00:53:17,968 --> 00:53:21,430 ♪ ♪ 1060 00:53:21,430 --> 00:53:23,724 Goodbye, Mrs. Davis. 1061 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,854 Goodbye, Simone. 1062 00:53:28,854 --> 00:53:35,736 ♪ ♪ 1063 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,449 [exhales] 1064 00:53:43,828 --> 00:53:45,371 What now? 1065 00:53:46,288 --> 00:53:49,458 [tires screeching, horns honking] 1066 00:53:51,919 --> 00:53:53,254 [horn blares] 1067 00:53:53,254 --> 00:53:55,089 [tires screech, crash] 1068 00:53:55,089 --> 00:53:57,883 [car alarm blaring] 1069 00:53:57,883 --> 00:54:01,095 [Connie Francis' "You're Gonna Miss Me"] 1070 00:54:01,095 --> 00:54:06,767 ♪ ♪ 1071 00:54:06,767 --> 00:54:08,561 [screams] 1072 00:54:08,561 --> 00:54:10,604 ♪ One kiss ♪ 1073 00:54:10,604 --> 00:54:13,190 ♪ One little sigh ♪ 1074 00:54:13,190 --> 00:54:17,445 ♪ That's all you gave me ♪ [notifications chiming] 1075 00:54:17,445 --> 00:54:20,614 ♪ When you said goodbye ♪ 1076 00:54:20,614 --> 00:54:25,202 ♪ But someday, baby ♪ 1077 00:54:25,202 --> 00:54:28,122 ♪ Someday, darling ♪ 1078 00:54:28,122 --> 00:54:32,209 ♪ You're gonna miss me ♪ 1079 00:54:32,209 --> 00:54:34,295 ♪ ♪ 1080 00:54:34,295 --> 00:54:37,673 ♪ Oh, yes ♪ 1081 00:54:37,673 --> 00:54:41,635 ♪ You're gonna learn ♪ [school bell ringing] 1082 00:54:41,635 --> 00:54:45,431 ♪ I'm not the only one ♪ 1083 00:54:45,431 --> 00:54:48,851 No phones at the goddamn-- [phone chimes] 1084 00:54:48,851 --> 00:54:53,356 ♪ 'Cause someday, baby ♪ 1085 00:54:53,356 --> 00:54:54,774 All in. 1086 00:54:54,774 --> 00:54:56,525 ♪ Someday, darling ♪ 1087 00:54:56,525 --> 00:54:59,487 ♪ You're gonna miss me ♪ 1088 00:54:59,487 --> 00:55:04,075 ♪ Miss me someday, baby ♪ 1089 00:55:04,075 --> 00:55:07,870 ♪ Someday, darling ♪ 1090 00:55:07,870 --> 00:55:10,289 ♪ You're gonna ♪ [clattering] 1091 00:55:10,289 --> 00:55:12,917 ♪ Miss me ♪ 1092 00:55:12,917 --> 00:55:17,171 ♪ Oh ♪ 1093 00:55:17,171 --> 00:55:19,340 ♪ Yes ♪ 1094 00:55:19,340 --> 00:55:22,551 He looks lost. 1095 00:55:23,552 --> 00:55:26,764 Maybe he just needs some time to figure 1096 00:55:26,764 --> 00:55:32,395 this shit out on his own, without anyone in his ear. 1097 00:55:33,729 --> 00:55:36,899 Hey, you did the right thing. 1098 00:55:38,567 --> 00:55:40,736 Thank you, Mom. 1099 00:55:42,238 --> 00:55:44,240 [horse whinnies] 1100 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:46,033 [hooves clopping] 1101 00:55:46,033 --> 00:55:49,036 [sentimental music] 1102 00:55:49,036 --> 00:55:51,205 ♪ ♪ 1103 00:55:51,205 --> 00:55:52,748 Wha--hey! 1104 00:55:53,916 --> 00:55:55,209 Whoa. 1105 00:55:55,209 --> 00:55:56,419 Wait. 1106 00:55:56,419 --> 00:55:58,129 Wait, I thought you were dead! 1107 00:55:58,129 --> 00:56:00,047 Me? No, I'm fine. 1108 00:56:00,047 --> 00:56:01,465 Oh, right. 1109 00:56:01,465 --> 00:56:03,217 You're talking about the horse. 1110 00:56:03,217 --> 00:56:04,593 Hi! 1111 00:56:05,803 --> 00:56:07,304 Hi. 1112 00:56:07,304 --> 00:56:08,764 Okay. 1113 00:56:08,764 --> 00:56:10,015 Hi. 1114 00:56:13,561 --> 00:56:15,104 Celeste. 1115 00:56:16,272 --> 00:56:19,066 You still owe me a couch. 1116 00:56:21,110 --> 00:56:22,737 [horse whinnies] 1117 00:56:22,737 --> 00:56:24,071 Hey. 1118 00:56:24,071 --> 00:56:25,990 How did he--did you-- 1119 00:56:25,990 --> 00:56:29,160 Final gesture of goodwill from the Big D herself. 1120 00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:33,956 ♪ ♪ 1121 00:56:33,956 --> 00:56:34,874 Wah! 1122 00:56:34,874 --> 00:56:36,917 What is with the feet, man? 1123 00:56:36,917 --> 00:56:38,127 [chuckles] 1124 00:56:39,336 --> 00:56:41,255 Boots don't fit anymore. 1125 00:56:41,255 --> 00:56:48,512 ♪ ♪ 1126 00:56:59,815 --> 00:57:01,692 Turns out it's your lucky day. 1127 00:57:04,528 --> 00:57:05,946 Get on, pard. 1128 00:57:05,946 --> 00:57:13,037 ♪ ♪ 1129 00:57:13,704 --> 00:57:16,582 [horse whinnies] 1130 00:57:16,582 --> 00:57:18,959 Uh, Mom, about the Lazarus Shroud-- 1131 00:57:18,959 --> 00:57:21,420 I feel confident you will find a way 1132 00:57:21,420 --> 00:57:23,547 to make it up to me somehow. 1133 00:57:23,547 --> 00:57:27,218 Call it faith, if you want. 1134 00:57:29,095 --> 00:57:30,638 See you around? 1135 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:34,725 Yes, you will, Simone. 1136 00:57:34,725 --> 00:57:38,312 [Alive 'n Kickin's "Tighter, Tighter"] 1137 00:57:38,312 --> 00:57:40,356 Ready? 1138 00:57:40,356 --> 00:57:42,608 Giddy up. [horse whinnies] 1139 00:57:42,608 --> 00:57:45,903 ♪ ♪ 1140 00:57:45,903 --> 00:57:48,989 * You know, I got to show you ♪ 1141 00:57:48,989 --> 00:57:51,992 ♪ Nobody else before you ♪ 1142 00:57:51,992 --> 00:57:56,205 ♪ Ever gave me such a beautiful feeling ♪ 1143 00:57:56,205 --> 00:57:57,998 ♪ ♪ 1144 00:57:57,998 --> 00:58:01,043 * Oh, woman, you touched my soul now ♪ 1145 00:58:01,043 --> 00:58:04,338 ♪ Honey, don't you let go now ♪ 1146 00:58:04,338 --> 00:58:07,591 ♪ Hold on, baby, just a little bit tighter ♪ 1147 00:58:07,591 --> 00:58:09,468 [wind whooshes] 1148 00:58:09,468 --> 00:58:15,307 {\an8}both: * Hold on just a little bit tighter now, baby ♪ 1149 00:58:15,307 --> 00:58:16,976 {\an8}♪ ♪ 1150 00:58:16,976 --> 00:58:19,854 {\an8}♪ I love you so much, and I can't let go ♪ 1151 00:58:19,854 --> 00:58:21,605 {\an8}♪ No, no, no ♪ 1152 00:58:21,605 --> 00:58:27,445 {\an8}♪ Hold on just a little bit tighter now, baby ♪ 1153 00:58:27,445 --> 00:58:34,452 {\an8}♪ ♪ 1154 00:58:34,452 --> 00:58:37,371 {\an8}♪ Love is so surprising ♪ 1155 00:58:37,371 --> 00:58:41,584 {\an8}♪ Opened up my eyes, and you reached down ♪ 1156 00:58:41,584 --> 00:58:46,172 {\an8}♪ And you took my hand ♪ 1157 00:58:46,172 --> 00:58:49,633 {\an8}- * Baby, you touched my soul now ♪ 1158 00:58:49,633 --> 00:58:52,303 {\an8}♪ Woman, don't let go now ♪ 1159 00:58:52,303 --> 00:58:56,390 {\an8}♪ Hold on, baby, just a little bit tighter ♪ 1160 00:58:56,390 --> 00:59:03,689 {\an8}♪ ♪